well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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