yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
they're like a gay fantastic four
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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