Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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