I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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