I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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