If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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