yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you have to choose: penises or morals?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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