Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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