Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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