So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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