Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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