This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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