I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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