On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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