You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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