How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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