This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I just got carded by a ten year old.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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