SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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