HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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