do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Randomize
