the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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