I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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