Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
someone threw a dead crab at me
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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