do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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