Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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