I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.