why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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