You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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