i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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