I've blown a few things in my day
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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