Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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