I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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