He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Just high enough for therapy.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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