My Higher Power is John Stamos
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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