worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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