Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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