I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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