I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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