your room smells of hookers.
And success
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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