The panties match.
I'll be right there.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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