Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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