We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Church boner. Awkwardddd
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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