that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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