i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
