Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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