There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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