Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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