Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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