Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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