i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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