Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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