so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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