We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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