I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Are we still banned from the library?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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