Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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