Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Fuck appropriateness.
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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