I love black thongs
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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