They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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